I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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