Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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