clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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