got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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