He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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