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I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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