try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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