Porn is love you can see.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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