I wannas sexs uuuuu
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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