When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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