how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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