gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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