This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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