You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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