Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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