More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Soap is not a condiment
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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