Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
