Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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