Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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