we're blogging at a bar
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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