I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Randomize
