Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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