Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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