he wants to bone in the snuggie
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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