I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
zippers are such a cool invention
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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