the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
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My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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