Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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