Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I'm passing your future prison.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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