omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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