jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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