my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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