what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
