the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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