I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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