You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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