What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I need to stop coming to work sober
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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