haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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