Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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