when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
