I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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