Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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