I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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