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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since

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