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my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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