But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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