You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"