Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?