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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"

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(563): View more from Iowa

I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.

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(562): View more from California

at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.

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(206): View more from Washington

college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.

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(303): View more from Colorado

a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????

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