david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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