She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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