It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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