If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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