The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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