Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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