Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
