so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize