Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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