Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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