Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Randomize
