Dual....:-)
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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